BEARD FACT NO 1: IN THe middle ages touching a man’s beard was incredibly offensive and in extreme cases often lead to a duel. Nowadays I find that people just seem to come up to me and stroke my face like I’m some sort of cat. The truth is, having a beard isn’t just all…
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A FEISTY OLD BIRD
It was like Christmas at the Shack Household recently. Although it was the middle of May and the sun was shining you would well have thought that Santa had actually squeezed his fat arse down our chimney to see Mrs Shack’s expression when she laid eyes on the Ginger Pig box waiting for her on…
CHEAP AS CHIPS CHICKEN LIVERS
Now it’s not a secret that I am partial to a nice piece of meat and I have on occasion been like a kid in a sweet shop when I’m wandering around Smithfield market and planning my excuses to the Mrs when it takes two of us to carry the bag of load back to…